KooKoo Bird Masterpieces: The Espressoists

                                                        KooKoo Bird 'sez --

The Espressoists were a school of fish that painted things that didn't quite look right alot of the times. They would draw outside the lines and people would say "What's wrong with you?" and The Espressoists would say "Yer living in Squaresville. Man!  

They painted the cubanists and the surreal things that made the people think, "Huh, how 'bout that." One day some news guy came into their coffee shop and said, "Don't give up yer day job, bub." Since then they were known as The Espressoists cuz they were serving the espresso to the unemployed writers in the coffee shop and couldn't sell the paintings cuz people said they just had their kids do a picture for them instead.

The Espressoists became extinct when the abstract guys started painting stuff later on and their stuff was more weird than the esspressoists so the espressoists looked at the abstract guys and thought, "Huh, How 'bout that!" But their paintings still pop up on ebay, so keep an eye out.

Kat Flowers / Van Gogh Kat

Van Gogh Kay painted this pitcher when he was visiting France and decided to stay at the crazy house for awhile until the voices in his head said, "Time to Go!" He did the Kat Flowers because his friend GooGan gave him the yellow paint and told him he didn't need the yellow paint no more 'cuz his painting "Still Life with Banana's, Lemons and Canary's" was done. Thanks fur the paint, Googan!!

Dance Kat Dance / Matisse Kat

Why the Long Face?  /  Modigliani Kat

Modigliani Kat is the pretty good painter guy, but he had a hard time painting the eyes so he juss made the eyes sum color and told people to Like it or Lump it. Today we say that Mo was the Avant-Garde guy, but back then peoples were saying, "You better shape up and draw straight or we'll hafta' take yer paintings out of our museums!"

The Screech / Munch Kat

The Screech is the painting by the guy from the Norwegian where everyone is Screechy alot, I guess. Specially if someone steps on the tail 'cuz boy that smarts. Here the Kat is insane with the frenzy 'cuz he's outta' food and the two guys behind him ain't got no food and they are miles from food.

Adorra Meee /; Picasso Kat

Adorra Meee is a picture of a girl who doesn't quite look right 'cuz she has too many of the face things and what happened to her hands? Picasso Kat painted alot of things wrong like that and it would take him days and days to draw them even though they look like he just did them now while we were talking. Try again, Picasso!

Self-Portrait of Sum Guy I Drew / Van Gogh Kat

Van Gogh Kat is the Father of the Espressoists and before they would begin the paintings he would say, "If you gotta' go to the SandBox you better do it now 'cuz I'm not stopping this painting once we start." Later that day he went all crazy and cut off his ear and sent it back to Amazon.com to get his money back, but they said. "Sorry but no receipt, no refund, Krazy Guy!"